![]() Good to know in case you needed any other reason to have to mentally scrub your brain after listening to any of the “metal” this band produces. ZOLTAN BATHORY the guitarist wrote some truly golden tweets about how Trump is a straight shooter. I also found out these guys support Trump? Oh man. It sounds like nu-metal met dubstep met Nickelback and whoever or whatever committee approved this shit pile was like, yep, slap some Monster energy on it and sell it. people actually listen to this shit? Seriously? When I endeavoured to write this piece, I got super high and did some youtubeing of their videos and holy jumping fucking shit balls. Truthfully, I’d only heard maybe one or two FFDP songs, and since I’m not 12 and don’t cut myself and I do not live with my parents, the appeal of this music is entirely lost on me. This interaction led me to thinking, and I thought about how crappy people have the crappiest taste in music. As I responded, “fuck yeah”, his shitty reply was “of course you are”.Īt this moment, I noticed he was wearing a Five Finger Death Punch shirt, and while I could have conjured (see what I did there) many a shitty joke to throw back at this unfortunate image of masculinity, the joke was already on him, what with the FFDP shirt, can of shitty energy drink, crotch whisker bejewelled jeans, and nary a woman in sight. Enlighten me.Īnywho, the one douche canoe I ended up hearing complaining the most loudly (?) about his dislike of the VVitch was carrying a Monster energy drink which apparently did fuck all because he fell asleep during the movie and proceeded to rip ass so often and loudly that everyone within a few foot radius was dying from the gas fumes emited from his swamp ass due to high amounts of tuna, creatine and horse testosterone consumption.Īs said douche canoe was exiting the theatre he took the opportunity to remind me that I am in fact a freaky deaky person by asking me if I was waiting to get the VVitch poster (which I was) and very clearly the manager was pulling it out of the marquee for me, so. Please tell me more about how you didn’t “get” the Witch and how you were so “disappointed” by it. Anywho, I’m feeling especially feisty this week, mostly due to spending a weekend mired in the piles of homework, contemplating if I even want to be alive anymore, and then getting scrappy when some local rednecks were harshing on my VVitch vibe at the local film festival. I called you weird bastards little angelmouses.
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